it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
unicorn turds.
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SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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dave is freddy kruegering us in our dreams with sex
robb, 17, westeros. king in the north. chances are you know my name, but NOT my story. fuck lannisters. fuck joffrey. fuck betrothals (lmao love my baby talisa two months strong <3). fuck moms i dont need your shit. fuck people who think a throne is theirs by rights… (lol you know who i mean.) living my life, you can stay mad. i do not give one single fuck. WINTER IS COMING BITCHEZ.
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