(Source: dean-cas)
Pikachu’s ok? Ash said happy.
More than ok she pregnant! Nurse joy said happily.
She’s pregnant? Then that means I’m the…ash passed out on the ground out cold.
Ash woke up with a start. And saw Pikachu next to him.
Hello, Mr. Father to be…Pikachu said smiling.
wHAT IS THIS
WHAT
(Source: teppelin)
View Larger so at uni yesterday me and my friend spotted this
at the National Oceanography Centre, one of the top scientific institutes in the UK
at some point, someone saw that tiny door and took their opportunity
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
im crying
lol nice try, vegan
I FUCKING KNEW IT
its back
*touches an african baby* philanthropist
reasons why winter is better than summer:
- little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
- sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
- the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
- sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
- snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
- no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
- it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
- everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
(Source: uggatrip)
i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
(Source: orelpuppington)
what if your boobs came with zippers and instead of fat inside it you could store like money and shit and that’s how you get bigger boobs
if i stored my money in my boobs i’d be flat-chested
